Two crows talking about the iPhone 3G
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CROW 1: The iPhone is coming to India!!!
CROW 2: Yes. Elephant price horse, I heard.
CROW 1: So what? It's the iPhone!! Arun, who feeds me America-made cookies everyday and also calls me "African American" instead of "Black" is so excited that he can't wait.
CROW 2: Really? What is he planning to do with it?
CROW 1: DUDE! It's an iPod, and a phone! Isn't that brilliant? He is going to enjoy changing his ringtone to a new song from his iTunes collection everyday. We Indians love fancy ringtones.
CROW 2: Oh really? You can't do that on the iPhone.
CROW 1: WHAT? OK. So what? He is going to enjoy sending cool downloads to his friends over Bluetooth.
CROW 2: Errr... You can't do that too.
CROW 1: What the ...? Never mind. He can always MMS his cool videos to his friends. Indians enjoy nothing more than forwarding all sorts of junk to their friends, and everyone else as well.
CROW 2: (COUGH) No MMS on the iPhone also, the camera shoots only still photos.
CROW 1: Holy saint of Samayapuram! Oh well. Alright, I suppose he can always copy-paste email forwards and send to all his friends?
CROW 2: No copy-paste as well.
CROW 1: (SIGH) OK. So the only Indian thing left to do is flaunt it as a status symbol and answer calls while in the cinema theatre?
CROW 2: If he can manage to get one, yes. It's pretty much sold out everywhere.
CROW 1: How on earth does Jobs get away with something like this?
CROW 2: Because he is the only one who has realized that people really prefer curd rice to Kashmiri palao!
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